Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
OKAY NOW THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. THAT IS FUCKING CENSORSHIP.
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?
the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!